Miscellaneous: 2010 Redneck Family Birthday Party

Whew! All them excitin' games with all that hollerin' and screamin' is enuff to wear ya out. But now it's time ya relax a bit and figure out this here puzzle. Yeah, ya have to be able to read, I know. Hey no cheatin' is allowed...Don't make Momma-Sue come over there! And don't start til ya hear the bull-horn!